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BD torches Sagar’s effigy | Chib pays floral tributes to Martyr Ramesh Lal | Teachers Day Celebrations held at SRML Hr Sec School | KD protests against PDD, PHE | Let's fight together : J&K Gujjars to Jats | Army organizes Educational Tour | ‘Induct person from Doda, Kishtwar in place of Saroori’ | Kailash Yatra takes off | Police solves mystery of un-natural offence, accused held | Hideout busted, cache recovered | OGW apprehended | Natrang stages 'Doctor Palta' | Film Screening, Special Lunch, Gift Hampers mark Big FM Teahcers Day | BJP opposes any move towards autonomy, self rule | 'Samhaal Cheten Di' Book released | Birth Anniversary Dr S. Radhakrishanan celebrated | AJKLTF celebrates Teachers Day | SSH demands restoration of SMS service in Jammu | PAHL observes Teachers Day | 'Provide safe drinking water in Doda region' | ‘Art of Living’ organizes 5-day Advanced Course at Patnitop | Trikuta Degree College holds IGNOU Induction Programme | Kerala Professor loses hand-first, his job: takes legal action against College | RAW, Mossad behind Quetta Blasts: Pak Daily | Health and Education Govt's top priority: Sham | US Drone-strike kills 8 Militants in Pakistan | GCW Gandhi Nagar students donate Rs 15000 for Leh victims | Army seeks continuation of AFSPA | India Test-fires Supersonic BrahMos Cruise Missile successfully | Respond to Kashmir with Consensus on Resolution | JeM Div Commander killed Militant, 2 OGWs nabbed | Cong Leadership must step-in to create congenial atmosphere for Dialogue: Vakil | Newspapers Guild to work for Freedom of Press, Responsibilities | More than Troops, Chinese Projects in PoK worry India | Normalcy returns to Valley for a day | Who is leading J&K Stone-pelting Protests? | Massive Dev Programmes are launched in the State : Dy CM | PM meets Editors on Monday | 4 Held with Heroin worth Rs 6 Crore | Resumption of Political Dialogue need of hour: Omar |  

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6/18/2010 7:18:31 PM

Best way 2 propose a girl.
Take her 2 sea,
Say her 2 sit in a boat.
Then take d boat in d middle of sea.
Then say `Marry Me` or `Leave My Boat`.


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.


Teacher: Why are you late for school again?
Santa: Madam, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.


Teacher: Correct d sentence, `A bull & a cow is grazing in d field`.
Student: A cow & a bull is grazing in d field.
Teache: How?
Student: Ladies first.