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BD torches Sagar’s effigy | Chib pays floral tributes to Martyr Ramesh Lal | Teachers Day Celebrations held at SRML Hr Sec School | KD protests against PDD, PHE | Let's fight together : J&K Gujjars to Jats | Army organizes Educational Tour | ‘Induct person from Doda, Kishtwar in place of Saroori’ | Kailash Yatra takes off | Police solves mystery of un-natural offence, accused held | Hideout busted, cache recovered | OGW apprehended | Natrang stages 'Doctor Palta' | Film Screening, Special Lunch, Gift Hampers mark Big FM Teahcers Day | BJP opposes any move towards autonomy, self rule | 'Samhaal Cheten Di' Book released | Birth Anniversary Dr S. Radhakrishanan celebrated | AJKLTF celebrates Teachers Day | SSH demands restoration of SMS service in Jammu | PAHL observes Teachers Day | 'Provide safe drinking water in Doda region' | ‘Art of Living’ organizes 5-day Advanced Course at Patnitop | Trikuta Degree College holds IGNOU Induction Programme | Kerala Professor loses hand-first, his job: takes legal action against College | RAW, Mossad behind Quetta Blasts: Pak Daily | Health and Education Govt's top priority: Sham | US Drone-strike kills 8 Militants in Pakistan | GCW Gandhi Nagar students donate Rs 15000 for Leh victims | Army seeks continuation of AFSPA | India Test-fires Supersonic BrahMos Cruise Missile successfully | Respond to Kashmir with Consensus on Resolution | JeM Div Commander killed Militant, 2 OGWs nabbed | Cong Leadership must step-in to create congenial atmosphere for Dialogue: Vakil | Newspapers Guild to work for Freedom of Press, Responsibilities | More than Troops, Chinese Projects in PoK worry India | Normalcy returns to Valley for a day | Who is leading J&K Stone-pelting Protests? | Massive Dev Programmes are launched in the State : Dy CM | PM meets Editors on Monday | 4 Held with Heroin worth Rs 6 Crore | Resumption of Political Dialogue need of hour: Omar |  

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6/10/2010 1:00:01 AM

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks


Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya
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A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..

Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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